He Knows When You are Sleeping

By Trent P. McDondald

You awake up there?

Of course!How could I sleep tonight?

What time is it?

11:52.Eight minutes until midnight.

So Santa will be here in eight minutes.

What?You think Santa enters every house at exactly midnight?Ha!

Why not?

There are hundreds of houses in this town alone.And thousands in our state.Millions in our time zone.And he enters all of them at the exact same second?How does he do that?Go down millions of chimneys at once?Split himself into millions of Santas?