He doesn’t like cats. In fact, he has hinted that he used to do awful things to them when he was a kid. Maybe even as an adult…
But the cats seem to know. They harass him when he isn’t looking. Every morning he had to clean the muddy paw prints off of his car’s window.
What did he do?
He sold the car, of course. Bought a scooter.
And the cats leave him alone?
Of course not. I’m not even going to say what they leave on the scooter’s seat every night…
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