Yeah, Ma, things have really changed since I’ve been here. These cruise ships now are larger than major cities and are filled with phone-zombies. You know the type. Surrounded by beauty and all they see is a screen. Occasionally they’ll take selfies with their phones, but other than that it is all texts, Twitter, Twatter, and Whatnot.
Everybody is constantly on their mobiles, and I mean everybody.
Wait a minute Ma, someone is shouting at me.
Sorry, gotta go. I was climbing a tree to get a tourist some coconuts when I called. Yeah, I’ll post the coconuts on Instagram.
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