I had the dubious honor of winning this week’s terrible poetry contest. Go over to Chelsea’s blog to read it and some other cringe-worthy (and often hilarious) poems.
Harry Potter and Game of Thrones have nothing on our terrible poetry skills, especially not on this week’s winner.
And that is…. Trent McDonald.
Do not forget your poor creature, oh muse!
I am your tool
That you must use
So let my tongue
Sparkle like I was young.
Not my tongue?
Uhm, my pen?
Sing like a wren?
Ah! My computer
Sing your praises
In tones of pewter
This is the story of the Anger of Skywalker
Hear my tale!
Anakin had anger
Apollo, in the guise of Palpatine
Sent a plague on the Skywalker family
Killing his mother with an infestation of Sand People
Like Agamemnon and Bresies before
Kanobi took Padmé
Ani didn’t like that
Said I’m going to get that boy
Oh yea fates!
When you tear away our…
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