Big Jim. Hez da brains of our operashun. Hez smart.
Me an’ Nukkles set up shop, see. Kep low and make shur you ain’t kausin’ suspishun Big Jim sed.
Da place was abandoned an’ boarded up. Nukkles wanted too B shur, so he painted No Trespassing on the side.
Nukkles ain’t the brightest bulb, see? We had The Nife rite it down. We wanted it would look good. But Nukkles wote No Tressrassing.
The cops took us away an our later.
We gave dem Big Jims address.
The cops laft. It was City Hall.
Big Jim. Hez da brains, alrite.
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Sorry, I hope the accent isn’t too annoying ;)
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Word count = 100
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Great laugh and no the accent’s not too annoying reminds me of Damon Runyon, who I love. His omnibus of short stories can be downloaded for peanuts, well worth it
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Thanks, Michael. I think I read some Damon Runyon ages ago. Thanks for the comparison, I may have to look his works up again.
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A great accent and a cute story, Trent. It seems that gang is going to spend much of its time in jail. :) —Suzanne
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Great elements that work really well together.
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Thanks.
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Great accent. Wonder who the real smart guy is.
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I don’t know if anyone in that gang is all that smart….
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🙂👍
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I love the accent! I can just picture the person behind the voice. Great piece!
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Thanks!
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Deer Trent,
Evry operashun is subpost two half de branz. I laft at yor story. Gud won.
Shaloom,
Roshell
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Tanks, Rochelle. Glad u gotz a laff frm it.
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A great yarn made all the more so by the brilliant accent! A really enjoyable read Trent
My tale – ‘No pain no gain!
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Thanks, Keith. It was a lot of fun to write.
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I like the way you took the mis-spelling in the prompt and used it throughout.
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Thanks. I’m surprised at how few of the other stories (so far) have used the misspelling, but I had to take advantage of it.
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I loved the accent! It doesn’t sound like any of them would have got the sign right :-)
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Nope. It is a bit ironic that this guy is calling Knuckles/Nukkles a dim bulb when he doesn’t seem to be burning any brighter…. Thanks.
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Ha ha ha. You da brain Trent!
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mayb, but I’m not like Big Jim. Hes smart. Thanks.
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So good, Trent! The accent was far from annoying!
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Thanks, Dale
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I laffed all da wayz tru.
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lol, tanks. glad ya liked it
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YW!
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I cud ear dem en deir ax’ent.
Nicely done.
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lol, thanks
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All the ingredients of s bigger tale 💜💜💜
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I’m sure there are some pretty big tales around Big Jim ;) Thanks :)
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I bet there are indeed 💜
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Nice one, Trent.
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Thanks!
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Hi Trent,
It’s been awhile. Good to catch up.
I enjoyed the accent and it really brought the story to life and you did a great job maintaining it throughout. Or, was it too good? Do you have a secret life?
I had my 50th birthday last week and have been catching up with friends and family in small groups which has been great for really being able to talk but I’m not getting a lot done. It’s also the tail end of winter here and I tell you there’s often a sting in the tail end and it’s pretty cold atm. Well, pretty cold by our standards…11-21 degree celsius which sounds pretty lame but we don’t have central heating in most of our homes. You’re in bed with the electric blanket on but there’s this chill all around you and I try to pull everything up all around me to keep it out. Meanwhile, during the day a bright light filters through my bedroom window and it’s like a form of indoor sunbaking. I’ve been reading a fabulous book: Here’s the review: https://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/books/shell-review-kristina-olssons-provocative-novel-of-australia-and-ideas-20181107-h17mmf.html
Hope things are going well with you, Trent.
Best wishes,
Rowena
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Thanks, Rowena. No, no secret life for me ;)
50 is a scary number, but is still pretty young (having reached a few years back).
I think it ideal on these hot summer days here when the temps get down to between 13 and 20 at night – it’s great sleeping weather. When it is humid and only gets down to 23 or 27, it stays in the 30s in the house and I don’t sleep.
Anyway, it sounds like you are doing well, even if you aren’t getting a lot done. I hope you have a great week ahead!
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Thanks very much, Trent. My son went on a scout camp a few months ago when it was warmer and slept outside under the stars in a hammock. I could see you enjoying something like that.
Got a bit more done today and have got back into my blogging this week and catching up with other bloggers and it’s helped.
Hope you have a great week end.
Best wishes,
Rowena
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It’s a gift to be able to write in local color consistently through the whole story. Mark Twain had it. Josh Billings had it. You’re in good company :)
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Thanks! I doubt if I could carry it off convincingly for longer short story, let alone a novel, but it is fun playing with it.
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Teehee! City Hall with dirty hands again! And the police turning a blind eye as a result. You have to laugh or you’d weep…
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Yep, it seems City Hall has it’s fingers in everyone’s pie. However, there is another interpretation – Big Jim knew these not very smart men would get caught, so he never told them his real address… hez smart ;)
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