
“Is this Chinese, Korean or what?”
“How in the world should I know?”
I jumped. I didn’t know the muse had entered.
She frowned at the photo.
“All I know is that it isn’t ancient Greek. I haven’t read since Timocles.”
“A lot of help you are….”
“You could ask a friend….”
Kyung is Korean and Lilly Chinese, but I would never bother either of them over this photo!
“Just begin with someone who is lost in a new culture, OK?”
I started writing, “Thalia hadn’t had a date in two millennia.”
“Hey!”
“I thought you only knew ancient Greek?”
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word count = 100
Friday Fictioneers is hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields. This week’s prompt is here and uses a photo © Brenda Cox. Read more or join in by following the InLinkz “linky“.
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OK, I had nothing. And since I didn’t know the language, I was 99.99% sure which ever language I picked, even doing a coin toss, I’d be wrong. And that idea distracted me, so…
Ha ha
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I love this one so much, thank you for writing it.
-Johanna
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Thanks, Johanna, I’m glad you liked it.
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Hmm, I sort of don’t get it.
No…let me change that. I don’t get your muse.
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Well, my muse told me that she is just supposed to provide the inspiration, that I need to get up off of my lazy behind and do my own research ;) I don’t know, I think I’d rather tease her instead….
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You can’t trust a muse. Mine is always introducing new characters and adding twists without asking.
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The can be devious. At least mine doesn’t make the kinds of requests that the muse that looked a lot like Sharon Stone made in that movie…
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Like doing an awkward somersault and still landing the finish. Well played.
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I guess sometimes it is about sticking the landing… Thanks!
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A very fun use of the prompt. Love it!
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Thanks!
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it’s nice to have a muse has your back. come handy when staring on a blank screen. :)
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It is handy when the muse cooperates. When she doesn’t, oh well, I can still use her ;)
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LOL. Well, it’s all Greek to me anyway. According to Internet, Brenda took this picture in Seoul, South Korea. I think someone did a Seoul picture also. The letters have this squashed look to it. Now I’m resisting the urge to look more into it. I know that many other countries use Chinese letters with adaptations like how European countries/the Americas use the same basic letters for different languages. Just found out North/South Korea have different character systems. Did not know that. Okay going to stop going down that research rabbit trail. I was wondering too, though!
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I was pretty sure it was Korean, as you said, the squished look is what I think of with Korean, but I wasn’t sure enough to go with it! I did not know that North and South used different systems. lol, an easy rabbit hole to go down! Why is research much more addictive when done for fun than when it is done for work? Thanks for finding out for sure!
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Loved your response to the photo prompt. Great piece.
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Thanks! I guess I could say that this is my version of “lemonade”…
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Love it! The way you baited your muse was clever.
I assumed Chinese, and so far no one has corrected me. I wonder if we have anyone who knows for sure?
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Thanks! Obviously Brenda Cox would know, but I’m not sure who else that does FF regularly. But…
I’m a bit behind so I haven’t been by to visit but will soon.
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Dear Trent,
Love this. The muse can be such a %$&*@ sometimes, can’t she?
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks, Rochelle. Yes, those pesky muses can be such a pain in the @$$, but we need them anyway…
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Still laughing at this! What a neat take on the prompt. And i love your muse.
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Thanks! I do like my muse and appreciate all of the help she gives me, even when she is being difficult ;)
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I rather enjoyed this, Trent. There are days where the photo gives you zilch (my case) but at least the muse can play as yours did for this one!
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Thanks Dale, I just hope I didn’t piss off the muse too much and that she comes back ;)
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Nahhh… I’m sure she had fun with this!
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Yeah, she can be playful, so…
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;-)
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Wow, I guess you did have “nothing”, even more “nothing” when you usually have “nothing”! – I just went to see your FF post and can’t find it
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Truth be told, there are weeks I don’t play because I don’t feel like reading 60 other stories. It wouldn’t be fair to put mine up and not participate – though I have played and not left my link for that very reason…
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I know what you mean. Occasionally I will only visit a handful of others, but I try to do hit them all as often as possible and feel bad if I can’t.
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And sometimes, I just don’t. I’ll read the ones I’m subsribed to (like you ;-) ) whether I play or not. There are a lot I don’t bother with now because they never reciprocate and worse, don’t acknowledge comments left to them. So rude.
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So funny!
Both the image, and your response. Really enjoyed reading this.
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Thanks! When I saw the photo I didn’t want to fall into any stereotypes of modern cultures, so I decided to poke fun at stereotypes of ancient cultures instead 😁
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I like how you approach your writing … breaking out of the ordinary and expected!
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Thanks. lol, I guess this did go a little out of the ordinary!
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That muse was as helpful as mine this week. 🤣
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Yes, not very. Poor you got a inspiration that stinks – literally! lol, but I am still laughing about poor Pepe…
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There’s a fine point, you were delivered no stink bombs! Poor Pepe. 😀
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You have quite the muse there. Hold on to her, she gives you inspiration even if the picture doesn’t.
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Thanks, I do feel lucky when she is around helping out, even if she can’t help with that particular photo…
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Good one. I can just see them standing on the corner having this discussion, much to the amusement of the locals. LOL! I’m struggling with this photo, too…but not from lack of inspiration, just can’t decide which line to write on.
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Thanks. Sometimes too many choices is good – nothing in the rules says you can’t do two ;) (I did have one thought about violence to Asian Americans, but I could not write that! Not in the mood.)
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Enjoyable, honest, and whimsical storytelling. I like that title too, you don’t want to mess with the muse!
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Do not mess with the muse, ever! As long as this muse doesn’t have the expensive tastes of Sharon Stone… Thanks.
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That was a great story. I cant remember ten minutes ago let alone two millennia lol
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A minor deity should remember, though, particularly one who has been called upon by everyone from Homer to Shakespeare (and in the movie The Muse, Rob Reiner, James Cameron, etc.) ;) Thanks
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Yes I agree! Oh well perhaps they have selective memory at times lol
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I think a very selective memory… when it suits them!
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Agreed.
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Two millennia is such a long time… you can’t blame her for not remembering! 😂🤣
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I guess I can’t blame her, though she should have had plenty of practice inspiring stories in those 2000 or so years, so time shouldn’t be an excuse ;)
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True but with age we become forgetful too!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
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True, true. I’m forgetting things now and she has a few thousand years on me! 😁😂
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🤣😂🤣😎😉
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For me Inspiration that was in short supply, but the colours did jump out at me.
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When nothing speaks to me, I do look for that one thing that jumps out… today it was nothing.
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Oh dear, these muses are tricksy! I went with the lost in culture theme yours suggested, just to be cliche ;)
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Those muses are tricksy! That was a safe way to go, but I should have kept minor deities out of it…
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Nicely done 💜
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Thanks, Willow!
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Haha! I like this start to your story
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Thanks. I’m not sure if the muse liked it ;)
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You’re welcome 😉
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Your muse is not entirely honest
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Maybe not, but she tells me that it is my job to do the research, she’s only there to inspire…
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