You’re in prison?! What happened?
I decided to save some money and move our doublewide mobile home myself. Bob took the right half, I took the left.
Bob? Oh no…
Bob did OK and delivered it fine. I had never driven a big-rig and didn’t know you needed a special license. Or training…
I was making a left from 42 onto Main…
The busiest intersection in town.
…and misjudged the corner. I got stuck blocking all lanes from all directions.
When I didn’t have ID, the police asked where I lived.
I said, “Here…”
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