
We made the list again, Mr. Mayor.
We finally broke the top 10 best city for a new business?
No, we are still in bottom five of bicycle accessible cities. Perhaps it’s time…
I will not inconvenience a single car for those wing-nuts.
The economist all say…
I don’t care.
The protests are getting bigger.
Tell the police chief I want him to start shooting those eco-terrorists.
Tell him yourself – he’s leading the protests and is outside your window.
What?
On a bike…
On the twelfth floor?
If they can’t ride on the roads…
Any allies?
No.
Perhaps it’s time…
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word count = 100
Friday Fictioneers is hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields. This week’s prompt is here and uses a photo by @ Brenda Cox. If you want to join or see other stories, go to the inlinkz linkup.
An amusing tale with a message below the surface!
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An amusing tale with a message beneath the surface. Nice one Trent.
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Thanks, Keith.
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They should tie the mayor to the handlebars, and ride him out of town . . .
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Next election, next election…
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Yep.
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:-)
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Perhaps it’s time for…a new Police Chief? ;-)
Great use of the prompt, and a nice gently humorous story.
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I’m sure that is what the mayor is really thinking… Thanks.
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I enjoyed reading this
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Thanks
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Whey the bicyclists have the power to ride on the 12th floor – outside – then it’s time to change. Well done.
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If you are motivated, you can do about anything ;) Yep, time to change. Thanks.
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That one’s a real hoot but it has serious roots!
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Thanks, Willow. For some reason that photo brought to mind protests for better bicycle access.
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I wonder why, 😜😜😜😜
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lol, Though usually those protests are thousands of cyclists blocking major roads, not riding up walls ;)
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I know but it’s a great take 💜
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That, was a provoker if I ever saw one…
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The police chief or the story? lol. I sometimes have to make my opinions known in not so subtle ways ;)
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Both. And I totally get it. I’m not real tactful when I have a strong opinion, either. I keep telling people around me that just because I “choose” to be silent doesn’t mean that I don’t have an opinion… most often it’s because it’s opposite theirs and I do try to avoid undue conflict. AT the moment, I’m all for masks and not being silent. If people WANT to see their children in coffins, then by all means, keep arguing against them. You’ll be doing the world a favor by reducing the population. You can see how that opinion would be rather argumentative in a land where people refuse both vaccines and masks. Grrr… Perhaps it is time… as you say… for reality to bite them in the ***.
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You have been touch more than the average person by this pandemic, so your opinions are very justified!
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I love this line:
“Tell the police chief I want him to start shooting those eco-terrorists.”
Great story with a pointed message. Bike-friendly is the way to go for every city everywhere.
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I agree, everywhere needs to get more bike-friendly. There may be some mayors out there that would tell the police chief those words, but I see more governors who take that position….
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I think you’re right. Any state that makes a lot of money from the petroleum industry in any of its myriad and nefarious ways :( We need to stop sucking on the petroleum teat and save our planet!
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Yep, we do need to find a way to wean ourselves off of it.
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Yeah, love it. Well done, Trent.
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Thanks
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Haha! Very very good!
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Thanks!
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Dear Trent,
I’ve heard of being driven up the wall, but you’ve taken it to a new level. Good one. :D
Shalom,
Rochelle
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I think their point was made… Thanks!
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It is time!
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Yes, it is :)
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👍👍👍
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A ha ha haaaaaa…… Time to vaporize them! 😂🤣😂
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lol, I am sure that is what the Mayor thinks!
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I bet!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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