
In my exploration of how we can get back to the simple life of our great-nine-times-removed-grandparents, I decided to visit a gnome, Grimble Grumble.
My first few visits were as expected and I was given the usual banter on how well they were able to cope with the world using technology that was older than Methuselah. All so stereotypical.
But one day I gave Grimble a surprise visit, only the surprise was mine.
He drove up in a Barbie-sized S-series Tesla. The house was full of mini-appliances.
“We may be simple, but we’re not stupid,” Grimble said with a shrug.
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For those in the know, Grimble Grumble is the name of the gnome in the early Pink Floyd song.
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word count = 100
Friday Fictioneers is hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields. This week’s prompt is here and uses a photo by @ © Na’ama Yehuda. If you want to join or see other stories, go to the inlinkz linkup.
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Trent, the song sounds like Leonard Nimoy’s Bilbo Baggins song. Fun jumping off point for your story. So funny about the Barbie car.
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The Bilbo Baggins song is so funny. I wonder if Pink Floyd heard it before doing the gnome? Or perhaps it was the other way around (Not sure when they wrote it, but it was on their first album in 1967). Thanks.
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You’re welcome, Trent.
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Nice!
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Thanks!
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Great fun love it :)
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Simple, not stupid. I like it.
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Nope, gnomes are anything but stupid… Thanks.
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Yep. Be simple don’t mean being stupid ;)
You got some time-savers? Use’em. I mean, we’re way past doing the ACTUAL daily grind, eh? ;)
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Simple and stupid are far removed, though I hope the gnomes have moved away from fossil fuels…
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Ha! Yes!
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Okay, Trent. I get all that. But the question remains, “Oh, by the way, which one’s pink?” Fun story. :-)
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I’m not sure, perhaps Grimble knows which one is Pink… Thanks!
(I heard a cover of Have a Cigar by Government Mule that had the line “The band is just fantastic, I think it’s very cool. Oh, by the way, which one is Mule?” I thought that was pretty clever).
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I agree, :-)
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I think the gnomes need to branch off from pink. Fun story, T.
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The do need to branch off from pink, but then the ‘Floyd song wouldn’t be as funny… lol Thanks.
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True!
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Dear Trent,
Just plane fun this week. Nicely done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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oops that should be “plain”
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Maybe the gnomes make planes too. I could see one flying a drone… No problem, I am the king of typos, so been there done that.
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Thanks, Rochelle :)
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I would not be surprised if Grimble Grumble had an army of little men manufacturing miniature devices and appliances. Well done. Enjoyed the song, it takes me back to when music was loud.
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The talk about small manufacturing, and I am sure Grimble and his fellow gnomes has it down to a science. Thanks. Yes, the song is from when music was loud and Pink Floyd was consider super avant-garde instead of mainstream.
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Haha! Very clever. KL ❤️
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Thanks, KL!
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Never underestimate the gnomes!
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They are always a step ahead of us. of course they have to be to avoid getting squished, but that is beside the point…
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Teehee! Bang up-to-date with a Tesla.
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Yep, only the newest of the new for our “simple” gnomes!
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Reblogged this on https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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I reckon gnomes would love to use all the barbie gear. Nice one, Trent.
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Barbie and gnomes are pretty close to the same size – coincidence? I think not ;)
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Agreed, I wonder if Barbie’s creator liked gnomes.
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They might have known a few…
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I feel so at least used one for measurements perhaps.
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Perhaps
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Cute imagery.
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Thanks, Sadje!
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You’re welcome
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That was fun!
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Thanks!
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